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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Just shared via Discord:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Going viral on TikTok:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Making waves on Facebook:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Trending via X:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Going viral on Twitch:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Just shared via Messenger:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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