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Funny mattress quotes

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025