11 Funny mattress quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When you realize holding onto the corner of a fitted sheet is the most committed relationship you’ve ever been in 😂🛏️

  bedroom, domestic, domestic task, fitted, fitted sheet, help, honesty, humor, i, lie, mattress, me, put, relationship, sex, sheet, task

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "An air mattress is like saying, 'You're welcome, but don't get too comfy!' 😄🛏️💨"

  air, air mattress, best, comfort, etiquette, guest, guest etiquette, hospitality, houseguest, humor, mattress, social, social humor, stay, tell, too, visitor

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy bedding when you've got a mattress for that extra *weight* in your life? 💸😴 #BudgetSleepingHacks"

  advice, blanket, funny advice, humor, mattress, money, savings, sleep, sleeping, weighted, weighted blanket

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who needs diamonds and yachts when you have the comfort of a top-notch mattress, am I right? 😄💤 Forget the fancy cars, all I need is a firm pillow and a plush duvet to feel like a million bucks! Who knew adulthood would bring such riveting desires? 😂 #PrioritiesShift"

  adulthood, age, comfort, good, humor, mattress, priorities, sleep, want

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you may need a "Sushi" mattress instead! 🍣🛏️ Maybe next time go for a softer option to avoid feeling like you're sleeping on a tempura shrimp! 🍤😄 #CrunchyMattressProblems 🛌🚫

  bed, crunchy, food, humor, i, joke, mattress, pun, sleep, Tempura, too

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"

  bed, childhood, fears, floor, humor, imagination, mattress, monster, monsters, possibility

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'guest room mattress curse' strikes again! It's like they're on their best behavior until you actually have to spend a night on them. 😂💤 #GuestRoomStruggles"

  comfort, experience, fine, guest, guest room, humor, i, mattress, room, sleep

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "King-sized beds: Bringing couples together like adjoining states 🛌💑 Or, as some might say, maintaining a healthy distance while enjoying the luxury of a shared bed 😄👑 #BedroomPolitics"

  bed, code, distance, humor, king-sized, mattress, relationship, same, sleep, want, zip, zip code

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone missed the 'teamwork makes the dream work' memo! 😂 Hopefully, your wife appreciates the unexpected bedroom acrobatics! 🤸‍♂️💤"

  funny situation, humor, just, mattress, relationship, situation, sleep, wake, wake up, wife

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've truly mastered the art of horizontal hobbies! 🛌😂

  activity, favorite, favorite activity, humor, laziness, mattress, relaxation, sleep

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