Funny mattress quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

  Commentary:
  "An air mattress is like saying, 'You're welcome, but don't get too comfy!' 😄🛏️💨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy bedding when you've got a mattress for that extra *weight* in your life? 💸😴 #BudgetSleepingHacks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs diamonds and yachts when you have the comfort of a top-notch mattress, am I right? 😄💤 Forget the fancy cars, all I need is a firm pillow and a plush duvet to feel like a million bucks! Who knew adulthood would bring such riveting desires? 😂 #PrioritiesShift"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you may need a "Sushi" mattress instead! 🍣🛏️ Maybe next time go for a softer option to avoid feeling like you're sleeping on a tempura shrimp! 🍤😄 #CrunchyMattressProblems 🛌🚫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've evicted them by making the mattress their new landlord? 😂👻 No security deposit required!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'guest room mattress curse' strikes again! It's like they're on their best behavior until you actually have to spend a night on them. 😂💤 #GuestRoomStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

  Commentary:
  "King-sized beds: Bringing couples together like adjoining states 🛌💑 Or, as some might say, maintaining a healthy distance while enjoying the luxury of a shared bed 😄👑 #BedroomPolitics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone missed the 'teamwork makes the dream work' memo! 😂 Hopefully, your wife appreciates the unexpected bedroom acrobatics! 🤸‍♂️💤"

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