35 Funny meet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

  Commentary:
  "When introversion meets extroversion, it's like the ultimate tag team duo – watch out world! 🌟💬 #IntrovertExtrovertDynamicDuo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

  Commentary:
  "Who knows, maybe the zombies are just misunderstood romantics searching for their soulmates, or the aliens could be intergalactic matchmakers on a mission to find you love! 👽💖🧟‍♂️ Never say never when it comes to cosmic love connections!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't it just rude of time to keep marching forward like that? 🕰️🤷‍♂️ It seems the universe didn't get the memo that we're supposed to stay perpetually young and hip. Maybe we should start a petition to halt this aging business – who's with me? 📝😂 #ForeverYoung #TimeFlies

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between a charming prince and a majestic horse! 🐴🤴 Who knew equine companions could be such fierce competition in the quest for true love? Perhaps it's time for a royal horse wedding! 🐎💍👑"

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