61 Funny meeting quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been an unread email.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to stay awake during yet another unnecessary meeting like… 💤💻 #EmailsOverMeetings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, the over-nodder strikes again! 🤦‍♂️💻 Maybe it's time to cut back on the virtual agreeing and throw in some jazz hands instead. 🙌😂 Stay strong, friend, you're not alone in the land of excessive nodding!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

  Commentary:
  "Meeting someone just like me? That's a recipe for disaster! 🤪🤔 Better steer clear or risk a full-blown existential crisis! 😂 #DoubleTrouble"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

  Commentary:
  Looks like your boss has installed a secret "sneak off early" detection system! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! 🕰️🚫 #BossSpyingonYou

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a magic eight ball when you've got a gurgling gut predicting the future? 🤔💭🔮 Just remember, sometimes it's not just your gut talking, it might be suggesting you grab a snack instead! 🍕😂 #GutFeelingOrHungerPang"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

  Commentary:
  🎄🤪 Not sure if this is a prank or just a new way to spread holiday cheer at work! "Are you joining this meeting?" text could either spark confusion or laughter, or maybe even a frantic search for a missing meeting invite! Either way, it's the season of surprises, right? 😂 #OfficeHolidayShenanigans

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone hit the 'Meeting Snooze' button a little too often! ⏰💤 Who needs coffee when you've had 60k minutes of meetings to keep you wide awake? ☕️😴 Next time, let's save some trees and send an email instead! 📧🌳 #MeetingOverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, why can't we just have a 'Past Life Friends' app for convenient reunions? 😂🕰️ No awkward small talk required, just picking up where we left off in Ancient Egypt… or was it the Renaissance? 🤔✨ #PastLifeProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet satisfaction of a latecomer basking in the glow of not being the latest one to the party! 🕰️😄 It's the small victories in life that keep us ticking along, one tardy step at a time!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "meeting within a meeting" trap – a modern-day inception! 🤯 Just when you thought you were about to wrap things up, bam, another can of worms gets opened. 🐛 It's like a never-ending Russian nesting doll of discussions. 😂 Time to sharpen those questioning skills and avoid getting sucked into the meeting vortex! ☕

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