61 Funny meeting quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

  Commentary:
  Well, I always say, sometimes a meeting is like a reluctant jumper on a hot day – it just needs a little push! 🤣💼 Just kidding, of course. Let's keep it professional, but maybe spice things up a bit with some creative ideas instead! 🌟🚀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the horror! 👀 Sounds like a true emergency situation! 🚨 Who knew meeting the neighbors could be an extreme sport? 🏃‍♂️💨 Hang in there, sir, help is on the way! 🚓😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

  Commentary:
  "Caution: Brilliant minds at work! 🧠💼 Ignore the solo dialogue and corporate jargon – just a one-person board meeting in progress! 🤣 #SelfEmployedCEO"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

  Commentary:
  "Missing early morning meetings is an art form 🎨 Who needs alarms when you have natural talent like this? Maybe next time, try setting your alarm to snooze and repeat 5 times, just to keep things interesting 😉⏰ #ProfessionalSleeper"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

  Commentary:
  "From standing out in a crowd to blending in at dull meetings – who knew adulting came with such plot twists? 🤷‍♂️ At least you can brag about your versatility, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Sexting: when a simple email turns into an unexpected boardroom meeting 📧🙈💬 #WorkplaceSurprises"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the nostalgia of firsts! 😘💼 Remember that awkward dance of paperwork and office policies? Definitely a memorable – if not slightly traumatizing – experience! 🤣 #OfficeLife #HRhilarity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being Beyoncé and having someone come up to you gushing about Goldmember instead of your iconic music career 🤯 Maybe she'll just respond with 'I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up' 😂🎤 #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

  Commentary:
  Well, who knew staff meetings could lead to such eye-opening revelations? 😴💡 Sounds like a real wake-up call, literally! 😉 #OfficeLife #SleepApneaAwareness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been a pajama party.

  Commentary:
  "If only we had known, we could have brought our cozy onesies and fluffy slippers! 🎉💤 Next time, let's schedule a 'Pajama Party Meeting.' Who says productivity and comfort can't go hand in hand? 😄"

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