94 funny meeting quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Mar 25, 2026

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Mar 25, 2026

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Mar 25, 2026

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Mar 25, 2026

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Mar 24, 2026

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Mar 24, 2026

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Mar 24, 2026

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Mar 24, 2026

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Mar 24, 2026

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Mar 24, 2026

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Mar 24, 2026

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Mar 24, 2026

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Mar 24, 2026

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Mar 24, 2026