I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Commentary:
"Looks like the mind is a maze with no escape route in sight! 🧠🚫🆘 Maybe a mental GPS could come in handy here! 😆🗺️"

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we'd all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!"

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of looking like a chilled cucumber on the outside, but inside your brain is a raging storm of to-do lists, ideas, and existential musings. Who knew appearing zen could be such hard work?"

I don't like violence, but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, luck – the ultimate knuckle sandwich! Who needs violence when you've got fate throwing punches at you? Just remember to duck and weave, because luck can be a bit of a wild swinger!"

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Commentary:
Ah, the elusive mind – known to wander off on spontaneous adventures, leaving behind a trail of forgotten thoughts and lost ideas. One can only hope it returns with a thrilling tale or at least a souvenir from its escapades in the great unknown of forgetfulness!