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Funny M&M quotes

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Posted onMar 25, 2026

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