Funny M&M quotes

Apr 1, 2026

Commentary:
When you think you're being summoned for a family board meeting, but it's actually a secret candy operation 🍫🤫😂

Funny Quotes

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Mar 25, 2026

Commentary:
"Looks like these M&M's are now serving up some 'Wokeness' instead of those classic 'M's. 🤯 Who knew chocolates could be so woke! Maybe they're trying to awaken your taste buds to a new era of candy enlightenment. 🍫🔥 #ChocolatesGettingWoke #MtoW"

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Mar 22, 2026

Commentary:
Oops! I think I need to file this under 'Mission Impossible'. 🍫🔍😬

Funny Quotes

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