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- I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.
- If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.
- The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill weβre getting there. Donβt threaten to come out.
- I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
- Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”
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So long, civilized coffee cup! Hello, pot life! πβοΈ Embrace the caffeine chaos with a touch of rebellion and a lot of refill convenience! π€ͺπ #CoffeePotGoals -
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"Looks like that bee was ready for a morning workout too! πββοΈπ Better add 'evading giant bees' to your running routine for some extra excitement! π " -
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"Well, well, well… looks like Mr. Stupid Bachelor here thinks he can pull off the 'crumpled chic' look for work! π€¦ββοΈ Who needs a wardrobe when you've got the 'Just Rolled Out of Bed' style, right? ππ #FashionistaFail" -
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Oh dear, parenting dilemmas at their finest! ππ Who knew a simple banana could wield so much power?! Just another day in the rollercoaster ride of parenting – buckle up and enjoy the brown-spotted twists and turns! π’π -
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"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings βοΈπ¦ #DivineAwakening" -
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Well, that's some impressive time traveling involved there! ποΈπ°οΈ Talk about beating the clock in a whole new dimension! Just when you thought mornings couldn't get any louder, bam π₯ β the future comes knocking. Watch out for flying DeLoreans!πβ±οΈ -
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"Who needs an alarm clock when you have a reliable internal clock that never fails to wake you up right on time? π΄β°#SnoozeButtonWho #BodyClockWinsAgain" -
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"Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis π𧦠#SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy" -
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"Absolutely! Waking up is a delicate process that requires adequate time for coffee and untangling your bed hair. Who wants to deal with people before achieving peak caffeination and presentability? π βοΈπ"
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- May your coffee kick in, before reality does.
- My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.
- My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
- You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!
- Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and Iβm still alive.
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