202 Funny morning quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! I'll sleep in and let the worms have their own breakfast party. 🐦🥳🥱"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

  Commentary:
  "Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  Commentary:
  "Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

  Commentary:
  "Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

  Commentary:
  "Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

  Commentary:
  "When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

  Commentary:
  "Because even birds know it's never too early for a wild party! 🎉🐦🍎"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to all the yawning champions out there! 😴☕️ Let's hope coffee can fix what sleep didn't! 😂💤"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

  Commentary:
  "Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever"

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