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  4 months ago

  View →: Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Not again. I mean good morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Another fine day ruined by waking up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hawk o the mornin tuah
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  5 months ago

  View →: 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Mornings would be fine if they started later.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Them: Good morning! Me: Where?
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  5 months ago

  View →: The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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