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Sounds like a classic case of pre-coffee loneliness! ☕😴
334 Funny morning quotes
It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.
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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄
Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.
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Embracing my inner grandma while cracking the code and bustin' moves at dawn! 🧩🧓🧘♂️
Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.
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Keeping up with today's hot gossip headlines, one hilarious story at a time! 📰😂
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.
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Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! 🏦👀🤣
The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.
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When you realize 'Good morning' is actually a threat! 😂🌅 #IWannaSleep
I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.
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Ah, the Sunday Scaries have declared an early victory! 😅🗓️🛌
I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.
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When your life is a sitcom and every episode ends with a cliffhanger 😂🍿🌅
Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.
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Sounds like it's time for a job description refresher course! 🗂️🤔 #AmIOnSnooze
No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.
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Sounds like you're dating a human snooze button 😴💕👉⏰