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- Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.
- The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
- Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
- It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
- I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.
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- Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.
- The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
- Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
- It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
- I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.
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