365 Funny motivation quotes

• I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

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  23 hours ago

  attitude, humor, i, just, lazy, motivation, procrastination, selective, suffer, suffering

• Hang in there, it gets worse.

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  2 days ago

  encouragement, hang, humor, motivation, pessimism, sarcasm, worse

• When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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  6 days ago

  humor, i, motivation, stoppable, temperature, too, unstoppable, warm, warmer, warmth, weather

• If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

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  1 week ago

  ask, ask out, brave, browser, courage, date, default, default browser, edge, enough, girl, humor, microsoft, Microsoft Edge, motivation

• If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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  1 week ago

  being, growth, hard, humor, mindset, motivation, personal, personal growth, self-criticism, self-improvement, yourself

• Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.

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  1 week ago

  advice, humor, lighten, lighten up, list, motivation, need, put, resolution, Resolutions

• I like deadlines. They make me functional.

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  1 week ago

  deadline, deadlines, functional, functionality, humor, i, me, motivation, procrastination, productivity

• What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

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  2 weeks ago

  beginner, beginners, getting, humor, mindset, motivation, optimism, positive, positive thought, self-improvement, thought

• I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

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  2 weeks ago

  daily, daily routine, day, every, exercise, fitness, help, honesty, i, know, me, motivation, procrastination, routine, self-awareness, stretching, want

• Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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  2 weeks ago

  being, catalyst, change, current, doing, exist, future, future self, growth, hard, hard thing, i, improvement, just, me, motivation, myself, personal, personal growth, realization, self, self-improvement, thing, things, version

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