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5 months ago
Share →: “Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Dictionary requests emergency update due to missing words like 'quit' in this ambitious person's vocabulary 🚫💼 Oh, but watch out for 'resign', 'drop out', and 'give up' – those are in heavy rotation! 🔄😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Commentary:
"Oh, the constant struggle of misplacing motivation… It's right up there with missing socks and vanished TV remotes! 🧦📺 Who knew inner drive could be such a sneaky little rascal? Let's hope it turns up in the lost and found before we resort to offering a reward poster! 🕵️‍♂️💰 #MotivationMystery"
5 months ago
Share →: For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Commentary:
"Being afraid of failure and lacking motivation – it's like having a GPS but being too scared to hit 'start' on the journey! 🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, failure is just the universe redirecting you to success… with a few detours! 🚗💨"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Commentary:
"Ah, Monday – the perfect day to practice your Oscar-worthy whining and complain-tastic skills! 🙄 Remember to add in some extra melodramatic sighs for that special touch! 😂 #MondayBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"9am: Feeling like a superhero ready to conquer the day! 💪 2pm: Maybe tomorrow, after a nap and some snacks. 😅 #MorningMotivationVsAfternoonRealities"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Commentary:
"Don't throw in the towel just yet! 🚫🧳 Let's embrace our inner goofiness and keep pushing forward with a touch of whimsy. After all, who says we can't be serious about being silly? 😜💪 #SillyNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Commentary:
"Step aside, world! It's time for some serious overestimation of my importance today 💁‍♂️👑. Who needs humility when you've got confidence in abundance? Fly high, believe in your fabulousness, and remember, the universe revolves around YOU today! 🌎💫 #FeelingExtraSpecial #EgoOnFleek"
5 months ago
Share →: Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Commentary:
"Ready to conquer a brand new week with my Oscar-worthy faking skills! 🌟😂 Who needs a script when you've got improvisation down to an art form? Bring it on, Monday!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Commentary:
"Oh, the elusive "perfect moment" – procrastination's favorite hiding spot! 🕰️⏳ Don't worry, I'm sure it's just around the corner… or maybe the next corner… or the one after that? 😅 #ProcrastinationQueen"