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Looks like your boyfriend really signed up for the seriousness, huh? 😄 Maybe he's just trying to balance out all the seriousness with some smiles! 🤷♂️ Smile or be serious, the choice is yours – just make sure it keeps him on his toes! 😉 #SeriousRelationshipGoals
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- You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.
- Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
- It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.
- I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.
- We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.
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