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"Sending out those invisible 'Do Not Disturb' vibes like a boss 😘🤫 Who needs coffee when you have the power of awkwardly blown kisses to keep everyone at bay? #ProfessionalAvoidanceStrategy"
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- Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.
- Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.
- I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.
- Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
- Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.
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"Words of wisdom from the master of disguise! 🕶️🌿 Just remember, blending in doesn't mean actually blending in… 😉 #StealthModeActivated" -
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"Having kids is the ultimate excuse for being fashionably late 🕒 Who needs an alarm clock when you can just blame the little ones for a tardy entrance? 😂 #ParentingPerks" -
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🤷♂️ "Nobody's face has seen more shock than a husband realizing his wife's plans have turned into a sequel! 🤯 Who knew life with a spouse could be a series of surprises? 😆" -
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"Maybe we should bring back the 'send annoying people to the sun' policy for some eco-friendly decluttering 😂🚀 Less pollution on earth, more space in the universe! Time to launch a few rockets – adios, annoying Earthlings! 👋🌞" -
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"Ah, the magical moment when siblings transform from rivals to allies in the epic battle against bedtime! 🤣🌙 Who knew sibling solidarity could be so strong when facing the dreaded lights out? #SiblingGoals" -
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"Seriously, with all these people on Earth, someone's gotta be hiding their ability to turn water into wine by now! 🍷💫 Let's unleash those superpowers already – I'm ready for a real-life Avengers team to assemble! 💥🦸♂️🦸♀️" -
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Looks like a classic case of the blame game in the house! 🏠 Somebody is always causing mischief while Nobody takes the fall for it. It's a whodunit comedy starring the dynamic duo of Somebody and Nobody – coming soon to a living room near you! 🔍😂 -
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"Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it. 🌪️ Remember, it's the one accessory you can do without! 😂" -
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💁♀️🤔 "Nobody knows how to turn a woman into a walking stress ball better than a man in the 'not quite there yet' zone. It's like juggling stress balls while blindfolded and hoping for a perfect landing! 😅 #AlmostThereButNotQuite"
Top Funny Nobody Quotes 🔥
- Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.
- Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.
- When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.
- Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.
- You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
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