Funny notified quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

  Commentary:
  🚨 Breaking News Alert! 🚨 Just in: someone ordered a life alert bracelet… but not to alert for emergencies, oh no! This person is so prepared that they're getting ready for the life they *might* have someday. 😂 Who knows, maybe that bracelet will go off with confetti and cheers when the day finally comes! 🎉 #LivingMyBestAlarmistLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

  Commentary:
  🚨🤣 "I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately. Hopefully it doesn't go off accidentally when I'm just binge-watching Netflix on the couch!" 😂 #LifeGoals #LifeAlertFail

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