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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Live now on Slack:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Just shared via Instagram:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Making waves on TikTok:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Just landed via Twitch:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Trending via YouTube:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Just landed via Twitch:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Seen just now on X:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Going viral on Messenger:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Making waves on Telegram:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Spotted on Snapchat:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Just landed via Slack:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Just landed via Messenger:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Trending via Slack:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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