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6 months ago
Share →: I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "trauma makes me funny" defense – sorry, but the comedic jury is still out on that one! 🤷‍♂️😅 It's like trying to justify a bad haircut with a sob story – nice try, but we're not buying it! 💇‍♂️😂 #ComedyCourtRuling
6 months ago
Share →: I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Commentary:
"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"
6 months ago
Share →: Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's out of the bag… and into the garden 🐱🌿! Good thing your father is fluent in meow-negotiation! 🗣️😸 #NeighborhoodDrama #GardeningSkills
6 months ago
Share →: Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Commentary:
Body: Alright, time to catch some Z's 💤
Brain: Alright, time to come up with brilliant ideas at 3 AM 🤯💡
Looks like the body and brain are trying to outsmart each other again! 🧠💤
6 months ago
Share →: Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Commentary:
Well, if "It's okay" is the calm before the storm, other death threats might include "Do whatever you want" 😂🔪, "I'm fine" 💀🔥, or the infamous "We need to talk" 👀⚡️. Watch out, gentlemen! You've been warned!
6 months ago
Share →: Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Commentary:
"Big shoutout to all my fellow poker-faced pals out there! 🃏♠️ Who needs a range of facial expressions when you've got 'resting chill face' mastered? 😎 Keep calm and carry on, you mysterious beings. 🤔😄 #FacialExpressionGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: “Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Commentary:
Well, if they're really that deprived of hugs, they might as well start a "Bro Hug Club" 🤗👬 Who needs a significant other when you've got your bros for cuddles, am I right? 😄 #TeamBroHug
6 months ago
Share →: Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Commentary:
"Because who doesn't love a little extra crunch in their diet for that added 'earthy' flavor? 🍄😂 Just remember, a little dirt won't hurt… hopefully! 😉 #DirtLoversUnite"
6 months ago
Share →: My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Commentary:
Looks like Alexa has reached her boiling point with the never-ending questions! 🔥🛁🍞 Who knew a toaster could double up as a 'shocking' bath companion? 😆 Looks like someone needs to give that curious nephew a break… or a waterproof advisory! 🤦‍♂️💡
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Commentary:
"Seriously, missed opportunity there! ⚡️ Maybe they missed their chance to morph into superhero suits during those intense electrical jobs. 🔌😆 Power rangers could definitely add some flair to fixing wiring issues! 💪 #ElectricianPowerRangers"