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6 months ago
Share →: I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Commentary:
Oh, the dreaded "at your age…" It's the medical equivalent of being handed the senior citizen discount card without warning. 🧓👴 But hey, at least now you can milk it for all it's worth – demand extra soft pillows and all the Jell-O you can eat! 💊😂 #AGEisJustaNumber
6 months ago
Share →: A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where good days go to retire early and tantrums thrive 🤪⏱️ #NeverADullMoment"
6 months ago
Share →: I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Commentary:
"Who knew that a 'lark' could lead to such unforeseen consequences? 🤓 But hey, at least now you can read the fine print without squinting! Not exactly what you bargained for, but hey, seeing clearly is the real vision quest, right? 😉 #UnexpectedUpgrade"
6 months ago
Share →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Commentary:
"Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld"
6 months ago
Share →: Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Commentary:
"Just doing some social media spring cleaning… you never know when you might suddenly find yourself in the spotlight with a mob of passionate fans at your doorstep! 🧹📱 Better to be safe than sorry, right? 😅 #DeletedTweets #FamousLoveLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Commentary:
"Imagine the scene: 'Hey, Victor, wanna hit the lab or hit the club?' 🧟🎉 Maybe if he had spent more time on the dance floor, his monster would have had better moves! 💃🔬 #FrankensteinsGotTalent"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when rainbows were in black and white 🌈⚫⚪! Must have been quite the sight to see a grayscale spectrum stretching across the sky. It's like living in a world where Technicolor hadn't been invented yet! Time sure does bring some colorful changes, doesn't it? 😄🌧️
6 months ago
Share →: Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic journey of aging gracefully – from dismissing every ache and pain as "probably nothing" to realizing it's actually something after all! 🙈👴🔍 Just remember, getting older doesn't mean we have to lose our sense of humor… or our ability to accurately diagnose our own symptoms! 😂👵💬
6 months ago
Share →: It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging like a fine wine while simultaneously feeling like we're part of the antique collection 🍷👵🏼 #ForeverYoungAtHeart"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the harsh reality of aging – when you suddenly become the 'old person' in the room without even realizing it! 🧓🏼👵🏼 Just remember, you're not old, you're vintage. Embrace it! 😉"