134 Funny over quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, sauce humor! 🤣 Just like a fine sauce, our wit and charm also tend to thicken with age… or was that our waistlines? 🤔😄 Embrace the sauciness of life!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

  Commentary:
  "Clocking out mentally but the clock says otherwise ⏰😂 Who knew 'done with work' was just a state of mind! 🤷‍♂️ #KeepPushingThrough #WorkLifeBalance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

  Commentary:
  "Watching hockey is like witnessing a fierce battle for the coveted last Oreo 🏒🍪 I hope they remember to dunk it in milk during intermission! #TeamOreo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

  Commentary:
  "Finishing a sandwich is like saying goodbye to a good friend. 🥪😢 But hey, at least you can always make another one… unless it was a really, really good sandwich. 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! 🌙💦 Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! 🚨😅 One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! 🌌🛏️ #BedsideClumsiness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let me just schedule a quick 100-year therapy session and we can totally chill after that. 🕰️🧘‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the vicious cycle of late-night regrets 😅🌙 It's like a sequel that you never asked for, starring you as the protagonist every single night! Here's to hoping for a plot twist where you become an early bird 🐦, or at least invest in more under-eye concealer! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs invisibility when you've got impeccable tripping skills, right? 💁‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Watch out, sidewalks and air particles, nothing can escape my klutzy charm! 🚶‍♂️🚫🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fleeting joy of dieting – like a rollercoaster ride, but with kale instead of cotton candy. 🎢🥗 Here's to a future filled with more food adventures and fewer regrets! 😉🍔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

  Commentary:
  Looks like a royal decree for a new way of picking things up! 👑🤣 Who needs a bow when you can gracefully curtsy your way to success? All hail the back-saving curtsy technique! 💁‍♀️ #BowVsCurtsy #RoyalPainInMyBack

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