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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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Breaking via X:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Trending via TikTok:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Trending via Twitch:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Spotted on WeChat:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Just shared via Reddit:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

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60 shares on Facebook this month:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

73 shares on Slack this month:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

23 shares on Threads this month:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

94 shares on X this month:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

18 shares on X this month:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Just landed via WeChat:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

In banana years, I am bread.

Shared recently on X:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Just shared via Twitch:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Spotted on Telegram:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Seen just now on Slack:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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