Funny pardon quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those turkeys just can't stay out of trouble! 🦃🚓 Maybe they're just too used to living life on the edge of the Thanksgiving table. Watch out for these repeat offenders… they might just be planning their next great escape! 🤣 #turkeytrouble"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the turkeys are all 'gobble-guilty'! 🦃🚔 Taking that pardon is like saying, 'I confess, I did steal those corn kernels!' 😂 #TurkeysOnTrial"

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