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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

People text you when you look good in photos.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Just landed via Reddit:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Breaking via Reddit:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Just shared via Telegram:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Just shared via Messenger:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Making waves on TikTok:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

92 shares on X this month:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

56 shares on X this month:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Spotted on YouTube:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Spotted on YouTube:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

Trending via Threads:

Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Going viral on Pinterest:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Making waves on Reddit:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

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