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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Live now on Facebook:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Trending via Instagram:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Going viral on Messenger:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Making waves on Telegram:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Funny pardon quotes bring a lighthearted twist to apologies and second chances 😄✌️ Whether you’re dodging trouble or just want to sprinkle some humor on forgiveness, these witty lines will have you chuckling and saying oops with a smile 😜🙈 Perfect for breaking the ice or easing tense moments, get ready to laugh your way to a clean slate! 🎉😂 #OopsIDidItAgain

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Going viral on Messenger:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Just shared via Twitch:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Just landed via Reddit:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Spotted on WeChat:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Seen just now on Threads:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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