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"Ah, the rare and mysterious phenomenon of 'family time' emerges when the Internet takes a vacation! 😂 Who knew that bunch you live with are actually halfway decent humans? 🤔 Maybe the Wi-Fi outage was a blessing in disguise after all! 🌐👨👩👦"
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- When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.
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Seems like math isn't everyone's strong suit…🤔 Maybe those 4 out of 3 people were just trying to calculate how to order a pizza for 3 friends! 🍕 Who knew numbers could be so tricky! 😂 #MathHumor
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- 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.
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- People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.
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