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5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: my worst enemy is actually my own reflection. 🤷‍♂️🤣 #SelfHateGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Commentary:
Oh dear passengers, seems like some of you are riding the struggle bus instead of the one with wheels that actually go round and round! 🚌😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone tries to reinvent the wheel…literally! 🔄🤪 #LostInTransit
5 months ago
Share →: We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic two-way street… where both options lead straight to the same destination: their way 😂🚗💨 #MyWayOrMyOtherWay"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Commentary:
🌵 "I don't need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns." 🌍

Well said! Who needs a thick skin when you can just trim back those prickly thorns, right? Maybe we should send a memo to Mother Nature to work on her landscaping skills! 😉🌿 #ThornsBeGone
5 months ago
Share →: Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

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Ah, the cruel truth of adulthood – Monday feels more like an "off day" than Friday! 🙈 Who knew we'd reach a point where we appreciate Mondays for their quiet solace more than the hyped-up anticipation of Fridays! 😂 #AdultingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Commentary:
"Remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side… it's just fertilized differently! 💩🌱😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Commentary:
"The only crisis I believe in is the one where I can't decide between pizza or tacos for dinner 🍕🌮 Who has time for just a midlife crisis when everyday feels like one big chaotic adventure? 😂 #CrisisModeActivated"
5 months ago
Share →: 50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 50 is the new 30 clearly had their priorities straight… in terms of shopping🛍️💸! Age is just a number, but the price tags keep getting bigger! 😂💰"
5 months ago
Share →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Commentary:
It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel
5 months ago
Share →: None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Commentary:
"Well, there goes my motivation for the week! 🤷‍♂️ Can't argue with that logic – might as well make the most of the weekend! 🎉 #YOLO #CarpeDiem"