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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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69 but we both just farting.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Just shared via Facebook:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Reported on Instagram:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Shared recently on Slack:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Breaking via Threads:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Just shared via Telegram:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Share →: Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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Share →: Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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"Twitter: Where sharing a slice of pizza could start a virtual war 🍕🔥 Who knew a simple photo could stir up so much controversy? Just remember, in the Twitterverse, even the cheesiest topics can be taken oh-so-seriously!"

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Trending via YouTube:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Spotted on Slack:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Live now on Discord:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Seen just now on Discord:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Just landed via Messenger:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Going viral on Threads:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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