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Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,654

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Just shared via WeChat:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Breaking via WeChat:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Shared recently on YouTube:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Making waves on WeChat:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Funny pic quotes

Funny pic quotes bring instant smiles 😄 and brighten up your day with a splash of humor 🎉. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your feed, these clever combos of images and witty words turn ordinary moments into laughs galore 😂. Whether you need a quick pick-me-up or just love a good chuckle, funny pic quotes are your go-to for endless fun and good vibes 🌟📸!

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Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

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2 weeks ago

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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2 months ago

appearance, diarrhea, good, humor, magical, people, photo, photogenic, photography, pic, picture, still
Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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2 months ago

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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2 months ago

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17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

67 shares on Slack this month:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

53 shares on X this month:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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Easy there, unsaved number.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,626

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Just shared via X:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Just landed via Threads:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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