13 Funny poetry quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Roses are red. I’m going to bed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Roses are pink. I need a drink.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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