15 Funny poetry quotes

• Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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  1 week ago

  AI, artificial, artificial intelligence, cleanup, eco-friendly, environmental, environmental humor, humor, intelligence, need, ocean, ocean cleanup, pick, plastic, poetry, pollution, robots, technology, wit

• If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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  1 week ago

  creativity, fall, flirtation, humor, love, me, poetry, regret, relationship, romance

• In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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  2 weeks ago

  am, change, English, face, ghost, haunted, i, love, poetry, say, stranger, used

• Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, air, fresh, fresh air, fun, fun activity, love, moonlight, poetry, pregnancy, red, romance, roses, roses are red, scare

• Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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  2 weeks ago

  bee, bumble, buzz, humor, poetry, red, rhyme, rose, roses, roses are red, twist, wait, wordplay, yes

• Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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  2 weeks ago

  daisy, feelings, grumpy, humor, mood, poetry, red, roses, roses are red, tight, too, underwear, white

• Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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  3 weeks ago

  humor, irony, poet, poetry, read, reading, thinking, torture

• I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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  3 weeks ago

  competition, creativity, diss, diss track, expression, going, hate, humor, i, love, much, music, personalization, poetry, rivalry, take, track, writing

• It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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  3 weeks ago

  beautiful, creativity, enemy, hard, humor, irony, moment, music, poems, poetry, rapper, rivalry

• Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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  3 weeks ago

  bed, going, humor, poetry, red, relaxation, roses, roses are red, sleep

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