In English we say: "You changed." But in poetry we say: "You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were."

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Commentary:
When dealing with heartbreak, English gets right to the point while poetry takes the scenic route and grabs a cup of tea along the way ☕️💔 Emotions are like a complex labyrinth – one moment you're discussing change, the next you're wistfully pondering ghosts of relationships past 👻💔 Ah, the power of language to beautifully capture the messiness of love and loss! 📜❤️ #PoetryVsProse

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Commentary:
🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between the tortured poet and the perplexed poetry reader! 📜🤔 Maybe poets are just trying to share a little slice of their angst with us, while we readers navigate the emotional rollercoaster of deciphering their verses. 🎢📝 After all, isn't it a unique kind of torture to wrestle with the ambiguity of metaphors and the depth of symbolism? Perhaps the real question is: who is truly more tortured – the poet crafting

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic art of poetic roasting 👨‍🎤🔥 It's like a lyrical battle of wits where insults are disguised as compliments and rhymes become the ultimate weapon! Who needs swords when you have verses? 🗡️📝 #RapBattlePoetrySlam"

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Commentary:
"Imagine trying to rap battle with someone, only to have them drop a Shakespeare-level sonnet about your shortcomings 🎤🧐 Talk about a lyrical ambush! #RhymeAndShade"

Roses are red. I'm going to bed.

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, time to rest my head. The romance is dead, unless you count dreams instead. 💤🥀 #BedtimeMedley"

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Commentary:
🌹🍷 Roses are pink, but my mood is in sync! Time to grab a drink and let the worries sink! 🥂 Cheers to relaxation and enjoying the moment! 🌸

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, and your parents are turning more dramatic than a daytime soap opera! 😂🌹💔 Chin up, even disappointment needs its spotlight sometimes! 😉"