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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Live now on Snapchat:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Making waves on Discord:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Spotted on YouTube:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Spotted on YouTube:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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70 shares on Telegram this month:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

78 shares on Telegram this month:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

58 shares on Threads this month:

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

All roads lead to disappointment.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Just landed via Twitch:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Just landed via X:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Live now on YouTube:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Spotted on Slack:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Spotted on Telegram:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

Making waves on Instagram:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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