Elect a clown, expect a circus.

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old β€” you will all taste the same to the zombies.

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.