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64 Funny politics quotes

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“I didn’t vote for this.” β€” people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Posted on3 days ago2 days ago

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Posted on4 months ago

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

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