68 Funny politics quotes

• If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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  3 weeks ago

  beef, celebrity, conflict, government, humor, lost, media, online, online beef, politics, pop, pop star, social, social media, star

• My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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  4 weeks ago

  bit, conversation, every, family, family gathering, gathering, going, holiday, humor, incorrectly, joke, mispronunciation, name, politician, politicians, politics, Thanksgiving

• I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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  1 month ago

  after, gone, herd, herd mentality, humor, i, media, mentality, opinion, opinions, political, politics, post, satire, selfie, social, social media, sure, viral

• I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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  2 months ago

  enough, got, humor, irony, me, never, parents, politics, rich, socialist, upset, wealth

• A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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  2 months ago

  application, applying, communism, employment, guy, humor, job, job application, jobs, just, laziness, political, politics, satire, somewhere, wants

• I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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  2 months ago

  disinformation, humor, i, irony, joke, lie, politics, remember, satire, truth, used

• You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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  2 months ago

  belief, cynicism, every, humor, just, level, liking, mistrust, opinion, politician, politics, prove, satire, should, single, skepticism, trust

• When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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  2 months ago

  ambition, career, election, going, humor, i, joke, office, politics, retire, retirement, run

• Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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  2 months ago

  cynicism, disappointed, disappointment, hate, humor, never, party, political, political party, politics, satire

• I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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  2 months ago

  ancient, fulfillment, humor, i, modern, politics, prophecy, satire, stop, trying, wish

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