54 Funny politics quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

  Commentary:
  "Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, I'm ready for politicians to say, 'The oracle has spoken!' instead of 'The polls have spoken.' 🧙‍♂️🔮🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they should rename it the 'Somewhat United Kingdom'? 😅🤔 #BrexitBanter"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the undeniable truth about politicians and diapers – they both need changing frequently because they're full of *bleep*! 💩😂 Let's hope one of them doesn't end up in the laundry by mistake! 👖✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Elect a clown, expect a circus.

  Commentary:
  "When you choose a clown to lead the show 🤡🎪, don't be surprised when the whole town turns into a circus! 🎉 Just make sure you bring plenty of popcorn and maybe a lion tamer! 🦁🍿#CircusLeadership"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the volume knob is directly proportional to the intelligence level 🗣️🤦‍♂️! Perhaps we need some earplugs for our brains when it comes to political chatter 😆🔇!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

  Commentary:
  "Someone please start a 'Let's Not Make Things Worse Than They Already Are' Party! 🙏🎉 It's time for a change from the usual suckiness in politics! 💪😂 #NoMoreSucking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the good ol' gang of bureaucrats and their never-ending paperwork 📝🤣 It's all fun and games until someone brings a pen to a turf war 🖊️🌍 #GangstaGovernment

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