Commentary:
"No bribes yet? Maybe it's time to up your corruption game and aim for that power position! 💰💼😂 #CorruptAndWilling"
77 Funny politics quotes
I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.
Commentary:
"Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? 🤷♂️ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! 💼💸 #JoblessAndHappy"
As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.
Commentary:
Looks like while they were busy debating the future of the nation, someone decided to secure a sweet victory of their own… 🍰🏃♂️ Who knew dessert could be the ultimate distraction tactic! #CakeNinja
There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.
Commentary:
"Ah, politics – the land of drama queens and power-hungry villains. 🕵️♂️ Best to steer clear and leave them to their own reality TV show. 📺 Who needs that kind of entertainment in their life? 🙅♂️"
Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.
Commentary:
"Finally, a candidate with the power to make our cheesy dreams come true! 🧀🚫 No more guilt, just melt-in-your-mouth goodness 🤤 #VoteForCheese"
Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.
Commentary:
"Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake 🍫🙅♂️ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! 😜 Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! 🗳️🍫 #ChocoPolitics"
Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.
Commentary:
"Vote for me, I'll cut the alphabet in half – because who needs the hassle of Z when you can just stop at Y? 🤣✂️ #LessAlphabetMoreFun"
Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.
Commentary:
Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! 🤥💼👨💼 Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! 🏛️🤣 #TruthIsOptional
If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.
Commentary:
🌲🗣️💬 "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' 🏕️🤔💥"
I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.
Commentary:
Well, when you put it that way, it sounds like we might be stuck between a rock and a hard place! 🤣 It's like choosing between a lukewarm tea and a slightly spoiled milkshake – neither is winning any awards for being enticing, that's for sure! 🙅♂️ Always remember, when faced with the lesser of two evils, maybe it's time to start thinking outside the box and look for the greater good! 🌟