Commentary:
Getting ready to stuff myself with turkey and lots of "Joe Briden" debates 🍗😂🦃
75 Funny politics quotes
I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.
Commentary:
Using viral selfies as bait before dropping a political plot twist—who knew selfies could double as debate tickets? 📸🎣😂
I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.
Commentary:
Guess I'll just have to settle for being a fiscally conservative dreamer 💸🤔✨
A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.
Commentary:
Sounds like he's found the ultimate life hack for job hunting 😂📝🚀
I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when it was just Pinocchio's resume getting updated! 😂🤥📜
You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.
Commentary:
"Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"
When I retire, I’m going to run for office.
Commentary:
"When I retire, my biggest campaign promise is to never set an alarm clock again! 🕰️😴 #VoteForSleep"
Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.
Commentary:
"Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂"
I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.
Commentary:
"Honestly, I'm ready for politicians to say, 'The oracle has spoken!' instead of 'The polls have spoken.' 🧙♂️🔮🤣"
I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.
Commentary:
"Maybe they should rename it the 'Somewhat United Kingdom'? 😅🤔 #BrexitBanter"