45 Funny pop quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

  Commentary:
  "May the ghost of Michael Jackson's iconic 'Hee-Hee' haunt your dreams with some moonwalking moves on repeat. 🌙👻🕺 Sweet dreams…or not! 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

  Commentary:
  "Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! 🎨🐢 #TeenageMutantArtists"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a plot twist! 😱 Looks like you married a Sith Lord in disguise. May the Force be with you! 💍👰🤖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

  Commentary:
  "Ringtone debt from the late 90's? You must have had quite the playlist of catchy tunes! 🎶💸 Maybe it's time to break free from those old school ringtones and treat yourself to a new melody – one that won't break the bank! 💰😄"

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