Commentary:
Sounds like my mirror is the only one not offending me these days! 😅🙃 #NarcissistNonsense
Funny professional life quotes
I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”
Commentary:
"When you hit 'Reply All' with a joke, but it turns out your audience was set to 'crickets.' 😂📈🔙"
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.
Commentary:
"Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"