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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Just landed via Reddit:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Shared recently on Discord:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Freshly posted on Slack:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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Trending via Facebook:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Just landed via Threads:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Broadcasted on X:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Live now on Messenger:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Live now on LinkedIn:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Shared recently on Twitch:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Spotted on Instagram:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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