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- My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.
- I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.
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- Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.
- Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
- My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.
- I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.
- One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.
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