Funny reality check quotes

• Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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  1 week ago

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• I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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  1 week ago

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• Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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  2 weeks ago

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• One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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  2 weeks ago

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• My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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  3 weeks ago

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• You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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  3 weeks ago

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