Funny reality check quotes

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it's not.

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025