122 Funny reality quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it's not a near-death experience, it's just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where everyone is the self-appointed doctor in a room full of patients! 🤪💬 #SocialMediaSanity"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! 🌈🦄 That's how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!" 😅

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side… it's just fertilized differently! 💩🌱😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between chasing dreams or staying in the realm of reality 🤔 Let's unleash those delusions and see where they take us! Who knows, we might just stumble upon a unicorn or two 🦄✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

  Commentary:
  "January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to hoping reality finally gets a headache from all that crushing and dreams develop a secret plot to fulfill themselves! 🤞🏼😂 #BringItOn2023"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to adulthood, where 9pm feels like midnight and midnight feels like a distant memory. 🌜⏰😴 Who needs late nights when you can have early bedtimes, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

  Commentary:
  "Staring your procrastination right in the eye like 🙈… 'Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.' 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ProcrastinationGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fun game of 'Where's Waldo' but with our aches and pains instead! 🧐🕵️‍♂️ Who knew adulthood came with its own version of hide-and-seek? 🙈💼 Just when you think you've found relief, *poof* it's off to a new spot! 🎯🤣 #AdultingAdventures"

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