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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!
If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.
I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.
In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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5 months ago
Share →: Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Commentary:
"Ah, weekends – the ultimate con job! One day you're exhausted from the week's hustle, and the next you're anxiously dreading Monday's return 🤯 It's like being stuck in a time loop of tiredness and dread, with a sprinkle of 'What in the world just happened?' confusion thrown in for good measure! 😂 #WeekendScamAlert"
5 months ago
Share →: Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fake it till you make it' strategy falling flat? 😅 Sounds like someone forgot to include some glitter and unicorn magic in the mix! 🦄✨ Time to swap out that facade for some real talk and maybe a sprinkle of actually dealing with it. You got this! 💪 #KeepingItReal"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"
5 months ago
Share →: May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Commentary:
"May your life be as filtered and curated as your Instagram feed 🌟, with just the right balance of #blessed moments and reality checks 😂💫. Here's to keeping it real…ish! 📸💖"
5 months ago
Share →: The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Commentary:
"Ah, parenting: the ultimate crash course in empathizing with your future self 🤒🤢 Who knew that a stomach bug could double as a crystal ball predicting your own misery? The joys of 'shared suffering' with your little germ factories! 😆👨‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #GrossButTrue"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Commentary:
"Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else's microwave, then suddenly it's a kitchen version of a Rubik's cube 🧐🤔🔥 Don't underestimate the complexity of reheating leftovers in foreign territory! 😂🍲🕒"
5 months ago
Share →: “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Commentary:
"Well, isn't that just life's special way of saying surprise, surprise! 🙃 Just when you think you've got it all figured out, here comes another plot twist ready to stir things up! 🌪️ Hang in there, the merry-go-round of nonsense keeps spinning! 🎠 #LifeIsAJoke"
5 months ago
Share →: “Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Commentary:
"“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there? 🤣 Maybe I'll stick with my chaotic yet entertaining life, thank you very much! 🌟 #LivingMyBestMessyLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle between slicing through life's challenges like a badass superhero and trying not to accidentally shred your Amazon package 🦾💥📦 At least Wolverine never had to worry about misplacing his scissors!"
5 months ago
Share →: You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Commentary:
"Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? 🎅🕘 #SantaVsTheCurfew"