15 Funny recognition quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

  Commentary:
  "Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! 🕵️‍♀️👓 Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, 'migraneur,' a fancy title for the well-seasoned artisan of headaches! 🎨💆‍♂️ Embrace the recognition and wear your suffering with pride, for you are a master of the migraine craft!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you can always count on winning that one award! 🏆😂 Who needs a good memory when you have a great sense of humor, right? 🧠🚫😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

  Commentary:
  "Facial recognition technology is keeping up with us during those 'I woke up like this' moments 😂🤖 #SelfieStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the bittersweet transition from being a regular at the bar to a VIP at the pharmacy 🍸💊 Here's to aging gracefully and getting carded for your medication instead of your drinks! 🎉 #CheersToGrowingUp

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