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Funny regrets quotes

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

1 day ago

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

3 months ago

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

3 months ago

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

3 months ago

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

3 months ago