Funny regrets quotes

• I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  2 months ago

  14, animal, baby, cat, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, rest, sleep, want, zero

• Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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  2 months ago

  commitment, decision, humor, me, name, never, regret, regrets, relationship, talk, tattoo

• Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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  2 months ago

  again, alcohol, humor, liver, nightlife, party, pay, poor, regrets, tonight, week, wrong

• Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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  2 months ago

  2007, back, bad, bad luck, email, forward, humor, i, irony, life, luck, people, regrets

• Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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  2 months ago

  8K, bit, clarity, dolby, Dolby Vision, fuzzy, humor, memory, nostalgia, regrets, technology, vision

• I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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  2 months ago

  book, call, done, going, humor, i, life, oughtabiography, regrets, self-reflection, should, things, writing

• Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  3 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, baby, behavior, cat, crying, every, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, say, sleep, tiredness, wake, want, why, zero

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