Commentary:
"Looks like someone's liver is the designated scapegoat for the weekend shenanigans! 🍻🤢 Here's to hoping it forgives you before Monday rolls around! 😂 #WeekendWarrior"
Funny regrets quotes
Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?
Commentary:
"Ever find yourself questioning life's decisions like not forwarding that chain email from over a decade ago? 🔮✉️ Don't worry, your luck probably isn't determined by your email forwarding skills…or is it? 🤔😂 #MondayMysteries"
Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.
Commentary:
Oh, the power of technology bringing our regrets to life in stunning clarity! 🌟📺 Don't you just wish memories could have a 'blur' filter sometimes? 😅 #LifeInHighDefinition
I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's time for some creative regret management! 🤔📚 Introducing the oughtabiography – a hilarious tale of missed opportunities and shoulda-woulda-couldas! 😂💭 Don't just read about it, live it vicariously through the pages of 'I Oughta Known Better'! 📖✨"