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"Whoever said 'you made your bed now lie in it' clearly never experienced the luxury of freshly-made hotel beds 🛏️. I'll happily lie in any bed as long as there's a cozy blanket and some good snacks nearby! 💁♂️😂 #LazyLuxury"
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- We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.
- My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.
- If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.
- With great power comes a great electricity bill.
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🤷♂️ When "ew no" meets the professional world, things can get a little tricky! 🙈 Apparently, not all bosses speak the language of "ew no" fluently. Time to brush up on those communication skills, or just stick to the good ol' eye roll and heavy sigh combo. 😉 #ProfessionalCommunicationFail -
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"Feeling invisible? Just default on a payment or two and watch the VIP treatment arrive faster than you can say 'overdraft fee' 😂💸 #MoneyTalks #PayToPlay"
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- When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”
- Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.
- Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.
- Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.
- When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.
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