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Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 30, 2025

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Spotted on YouTube:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Just landed via Messenger:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Just shared via Twitch:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Spotted on Messenger:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Spotted on Slack:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Seen just now on Instagram:

The void screams into me.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

41 shares on Threads this month:

He took my last fry, your honor.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

36 shares on Threads this month:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

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3,853

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Making waves on Facebook:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Shared recently on Slack:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Just shared via Messenger:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Trending via Facebook:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m sick of living through history!

Spotted on Slack:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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