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Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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17,765

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Updated

Jan 19, 2026

Users Online

3,432

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Going viral on Messenger:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Shared recently on Threads:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Trending via Messenger:

Earth is hard.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Spotted on Facebook:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Trending via Facebook:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

58 shares on Threads this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

45 shares on X this month:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

58 shares on Slack this month:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

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Users Online

3,470

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

Going viral on WeChat:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Trending via Slack:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Shared recently on X:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Making waves on TikTok:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

Just landed via YouTube:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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