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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Just landed via Reddit:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Going viral on Snapchat:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Just landed via Slack:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Breaking via Telegram:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Just landed via YouTube:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Just landed via Instagram:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Going viral on Telegram:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Live now on Discord:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Making waves on Facebook:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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