Funny ritual quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

  Commentary:
  "Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern bedtime story of scrolling through endless feeds and dodging sleep like it's a pending deadline 📱😴 Who needs sheep when you can count notifications, right? Sweet dreams, may your charger be forever close at hand! 🔌😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities"

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