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Funny ritual quotes

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025