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Funny Quotes About ritual

Rituals are like a subscription service to life.
Rituals: because life needs a little structure, even if it's just pretending to be fancy.
My favorite ritual is hitting snooze on my alarm 5 times every morning.
Rituals are just socially acceptable habits.
Who said rituals have to be serious? I perform a dance ritual before microwaving my dinner.
Rituals are just a fancy way of saying "organized chaos".
Rituals are like the GPS of life, guiding us through the daily routine.
When in doubt, add a ritual to your routine and call it self-care.
Rituals: because why do things normally when you can complicate them?
Some people have a morning coffee ritual. I have a morning coffee, yoga, meditation, singing in the shower, dancing like no one is watching ritual.
It's not a ritual, it's a lifestyle choice. *cue dramatic music*
Rituals are just traditions with a more mysterious aura.
Rituals: the adult version of a security blanket.
Rituals are like the seasoning of life, adding flavor to the mundane.
You say OCD, I say daily rituals.
Rituals are like a secret handshake between you and normalcy.
Rituals are the backdrop to life's main stage performance.
Rituals are like a warm hug for your schedule.
Don't knock it 'til you try it - ritualistic sock folding will change your life.
Rituals: because why stop at one strange habit when you can have a whole routine?

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