35 Funny sandwich quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

  Commentary:
  "Finishing a sandwich is like saying goodbye to a good friend. 🥪😢 But hey, at least you can always make another one… unless it was a really, really good sandwich. 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

  Commentary:
  "The inventor of the sandwich clearly missed out on potential luggage innovation! 🥪✈️ Who wouldn't want a sandwich that comes with convenient handles for easy transport? 😄 #SandwichOnTheGo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it seems this person is only accepting the most essential conversations! 🥪 Better be prepared with two slices of bread and some cured pork before attempting to engage with them. Who knew a ham sandwich could be the key to unlocking intriguing discussions? 🤔😂 #SandwichTalksOnly

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