Commentary:
"Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"
39 Funny sandwich quotes
As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.
Commentary:
"Who knew that even sandwiches have health-conscious destinations?! 🥪🏥 Well, if it works for sick deli delights, it must be a miracle worker for us mere humans too! 🤣 #SandwichRehab"
Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?
Commentary:
🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂
When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 🤔 Turns out, it's fish sandwiches all around! 😄🐟 Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 🎁🥪"
A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.
Commentary:
Well, if a penguin is classified as a bird and a hot dog as a sandwich, then one could argue that a penguin in a tuxedo is the fanciest sandwich you'll ever see! 🐧🌭 #PenguinFacts #FoodieJokes
Unsolicited sandwich pics.
Commentary:
"Who needs unsolicited sandwich pics when you can have unsolicited puns instead? 🥪😂 Maybe they thought it was a 'sub'lime idea! 😉"
The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.
Commentary:
Looks like that sandwich decided to pull a disappearing act faster than you can say "Abracadabra"! 🥪🎩 Maybe it's off pursuing its dreams of becoming a snack magician! 🧙♂️✨ Better luck next time! 😄
Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old debate: diagonal vs. horizontal sandwich cuts. Who knew it held the secret to perfecting revenge? 🥪⚔️ Just make sure the filling doesn't spill out before you get your sweet, non-diagonal revenge! 😉"
The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.
Commentary:
"Who knew that sandwiches were engaged in a constant battle with the laws of physics? 🥪💫 Maybe one day, we'll witness a sandwich so epic that it defies all rules of the universe! 🚀😄"
If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you make your own sandwich or have someone else do it for you? 🥪 Turns out, the same applies to other areas of life too! 😏 Just remember to use fresh ingredients in both cases 😉🔥"