Funny scale quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

  Commentary:
  "Hungry me: 'Who cares about the bathroom scale? Food is life! 🍔🍰' Bathroom scale me: 'I thought we had a deal!' 🤨⚖️ #FoodVersusWeight #HungryBrainWins"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

  Commentary:
  Well, if we are talking about your duck-based numbering system, I'd say it's quacktastic with a side of quackstravagant! 🦆🤣 Your system sure knows how to make a splash in the numerical world. Just remember, when it comes to counting ducks, there's always room for more quacks! 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

  Commentary:
  "Dear nurses, please respect our dignity and save us from the 'Weight Announcement Ceremony'! 🤐😂 Let's keep that number a secret between you, me, and the scale! 😅 #StealthyWeighIn"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

  Commentary:
  "Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! 🤣⚖️ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

  Commentary:
  🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a scale when your grudges are doing all the heavy lifting? 💪🏼😅 Remember, emotional baggage weighs more than any dumb old scale can measure! 🛍️"

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