Funny scale quotes

• I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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  6 days ago

  apology, bathroom, bathroom scale, corner, humor, i, joke, liar, lie, little, personification, put, scale, stay, weight, where

• I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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  7 days ago

  again, bathroom, bathroom scale, battery, change, frustration, hate, honesty, humor, i, scale, telling, truth, weight

• Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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  1 week ago

  body, body image, doctor, humor, image, life, negativity, office, scale, self-care

• Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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  2 weeks ago

  bathroom, food, humor, hungry, me, respect, scale, weight

• On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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  2 weeks ago

  duck, humor, joke, numbering, numbering system, quack, scale, system, think

• Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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  3 weeks ago

  announce, closed, embarrassment, eyes, eyes closed, health, honesty, humor, i, just, nurse, scale, weight

• Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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  3 weeks ago

  beauty, body, body image, humor, image, inner, inner beauty, light, much, scale, self-reflection, standing, thinking, weight, wisdom

• Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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  3 weeks ago

  achievement, bathroom, fitness, high, high score, humor, joke, new, scale, score, weight

• He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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  3 weeks ago

  compliment, humor, joke, pain, rating, scale

• I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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  3 weeks ago

  balance, grudge, holding, humor, i, irony, know, myself, psychology, scale, self-image, weight

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