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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Imagine being social on social media.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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Updated

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Broadcasted on X:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Seen just now on Threads:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Shared recently on Facebook:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Seen just now on Discord:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Live now on LinkedIn:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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29 shares on Discord this month:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

27 shares on Discord this month:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

36 shares on X this month:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Going bananas on WeChat:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Spotted on TikTok:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Just landed via WeChat:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Just shared via Slack:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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