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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Reported on Twitch:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Breaking via Telegram:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Going viral on Facebook:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Live now on Snapchat:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Reported on Telegram:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Making waves on Discord:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Trending via TikTok:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Spotted on Telegram:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Just shared via Threads:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Breaking via Telegram:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Going viral on Facebook:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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