Funny seeds quotes

• My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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  7 days ago

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• I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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  3 weeks ago

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