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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.
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Jan 23, 2025
Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.
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Jan 23, 2025
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
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Jan 20, 2025