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6 months ago
Share →: I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of the genius mind – burdened by brilliance and plagued by existential angst. 🧠💡 Who knew that being too smart could be such a buzzkill? Maybe a little sprinkle of foolishness can bring the joy you seek! 🤪😉"
6 months ago
Share →: I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Commentary:
Sounds like your psychiatrist might be the one needing a psychiatrist! 🤪👩‍⚕️ It's always good to keep a sense of humor, even when dealing with imaginary experts. 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"
6 months ago
Share →: Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Commentary:
"When someone's obsessed with you: Cue the 'Yikes!' soundtrack 🙈. When someone's not obsessed with you: Time to bring out the 'WTF?!' dance moves 💃. Moral of the story – balance is key, folks! ⚖️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Commentary:
"Who needs imposter syndrome when you can just be proudly incompetent! 🤷‍♂️ Embracing your flaws like a boss! 💪😂 #ConfidenceGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare art of being quiet at the right time! 🤐 Silence – the ultimate magnet of mystery and charm! Or maybe it's just that people find peace in your presence because you give their ears a break! 🤫"
6 months ago
Share →: I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Commentary:
"Well, blame it on the stars, not the folks who gave you life! 🌟✨ Looks like Mercury retrograde gets more airtime than family drama these days! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #CosmicExcuses"
6 months ago
Share →: Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Commentary:
"Before you call me an idiot, just remember, it takes one to know one! 🤓💡 #SelfAwareness"
6 months ago
Share →: Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare breed of forever strange beings! 👽 Embracing weirdness from day one – a true pioneer of peculiar! 🚀 Who needs to change with age when you're bizarre from the start? 🤪 Stay wonderfully odd, my friend! 🌟"
6 months ago
Share →: If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Commentary:
🎶 "If you are sad, just sing…and promptly realize you might just be the love child of a goose and a cat stuck in a blender. 🦢🎤 But hey, no problem can withstand the power of your off-key ballads! Maybe that's the true magic of music – distracting us from life's sour notes with our own accidental ones."