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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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Share →: I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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"Still riding the fine line between 'aged like fine wine' and 'aged like an interesting cheese.' 🍷🧀😄"
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Share →: Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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"Looks like my brain called in sick but forgot to notify me! 🤦‍♂️🧠🤪"
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Share →: “Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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"Taking advice from my heart is like getting directions from a GPS with a crush on that bakery down the street! 🧭💖🥐"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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"When your brain's giving you anxiety and your stomach's giving you… something else. 💭💨 #MindFarts"
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Share →: Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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"Why do all the hot guys suddenly become 10-foot tall when I'm trying to reach the top shelf? 🤷‍♀️🛒✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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"Therapist: *looks at my file* 'Maybe I should have been a zookeeper…🐒🔍'"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦‍♂️😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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"When you turn procrastination into an art form 🎨😂 #ProCraft-inator"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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"Just over here balancing between existential crises and oblivious bliss. It's a tightrope act! 🤔🤹‍♂️😅"
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Share →: People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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"Admitting mistakes is for amateurs! I'm only professionally flawless 😜🦄✨ #PerfectlyImperfect"

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

I only drink when I people.

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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