14 Funny selfie quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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  Commentary:
  "NASA called—they want their star back! 🚀✨ #OutOfThisWorld"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: A selfie only a mother could like.

  Commentary:
  "When even your phone tries to hide the evidence! 😂🤳📵"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you prefer my face over my brainy brilliance, huh? 💁‍♂️🧠 Don't worry, my ideas are just as fabulous as my selfies… maybe even better! 💁‍♂️💡 #SelfieGenius"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It's a reminder that sometimes it's best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

  Commentary:
  "Veni, vidi, selfie-ed! 📸 Conquering ancient lands or just exploring a new coffee shop? We've got to capture the moment for the 'gram, right? 😄 #ModernDayConqueror"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: World peace achieved through the power of a perfectly timed selfie 🤳🌍 Who knew a fierce expression and a catchy caption could solve everything? If only the leaders of the world had known this secret sooner! #PeaceLoveAndSelfies 😂✌️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"

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