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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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Being awake is the worst.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Breaking via Instagram:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Just shared via Pinterest:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Seen just now on X:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Trending via Discord:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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17 Funny selfie quotes

Funny selfie quotes bring a playful twist to capturing those picture-perfect moments! 🤳😂 Whether it’s poking fun at awkward angles, candid expressions, or our quest for the ultimate selfie, these quotes celebrate the humor in our quest for the perfect shot. So strike a pose, snap away, and enjoy a good laugh with these witty reflections on our favorite photo pastime! 😄📸

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4 days ago
Share →: I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Commentary:
Still "selfie-cute," just keeping it under wraps for suspense! 😎📷✨
7 days ago
Share →: I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Commentary:
Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
1 week ago
Share →: I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Commentary:
I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️
2 months ago
Share →: Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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Commentary:
"NASA called—they want their star back! 🚀✨ #OutOfThisWorld"
2 months ago
Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
2 months ago
Share →: A selfie only a mother could like.

Commentary:
"When even your phone tries to hide the evidence! 😂🤳📵"
3 months ago
Share →: I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Commentary:
"Oh, so you prefer my face over my brainy brilliance, huh? 💁‍♂️🧠 Don't worry, my ideas are just as fabulous as my selfies… maybe even better! 💁‍♂️💡 #SelfieGenius"
4 months ago
Share →: My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Commentary:
"Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It's a reminder that sometimes it's best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!"
5 months ago
Share →: I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Commentary:
"Veni, vidi, selfie-ed! 📸 Conquering ancient lands or just exploring a new coffee shop? We've got to capture the moment for the 'gram, right? 😄 #ModernDayConqueror"

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Going viral on X:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Trending via Facebook:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Just shared via Instagram:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Just landed via Messenger:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Trending via YouTube:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Breaking via X:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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