32 Funny service quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

  Commentary:
  Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless mystery of the refund process – proving once again that time is relative in the realm of banking! 🔄⏳ Maybe they're practicing the art of delaying gratification… or just really good at suspenseful cliffhangers! 😉 #TheBankingChronicles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unsung heroes of the dining world—waiters! Always ready to dish out some service with a side of sass. 🍽️😄 Let's raise a toast to these tableside trendsetters who really know how to bring their 'A' game to the table… quite literally!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's been taking tips from the one and only Road Runner 🏃‍♂️🎨🚙! Nothing like a little creativity to outsmart the Secret Service, eh? Just be careful not to drop any anvils on their heads next time 😉💥.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs reliable internet anyway when you have the thrill of being mysteriously kicked out of every Zoom gathering? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unexpected hiatus and let your unreliable connection become the real MVP of your work-from-home experience! 💻🚫 #UnintentionalDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity! How dare these customers interrupt our juicy gossip sessions at work! 🙄 Clearly, they need to learn to read the room better 😂 Let's make a 'No Customers Allowed During Tea Time' rule, shall we?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of offering a coupon for more 'terrible, terrible food'! 🍔🤣 It's like getting a gift card for a rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Hope your taste buds have a sense of humor! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, how they treat the waiter says more about them than their fancy shoes do! 👀🍽️ It's like the ultimate personality litmus test – pass the kindness test or dine alone! 🙊😂 #RespectForAll"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous customer service face slap allowance – because sometimes a well-timed *smack* is worth a thousand words! 💥😂 But hey, let's stick to our delightful smiles and polite responses instead, shall we? 😉 #CustomerServiceChallenges"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Retail Olympics now offering a daily brawl event! 🥊😂 Unleash your inner frustrations and let the customer showdowns begin! Who will take home the gold medal in the 'Can I Speak to Your Manager' category? Stay tuned for the ultimate showdown of patience vs sass! 💥🌟 #CustomerServiceRumble"

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